Something about the loftiness of a latex orb makes me grin. The newest group addition, "Balloons and Balloons," is in full swing. You can bet your bottom that there will be at least one set of round thangs in each submission. By what its name implies, it will showcase things that are inflatable and round...implants, no. Naturally endowed women bearing all in the buoyant company of balloons...yes! They naturally go hand-in-hand. Round butts, round boobs, round balloons, and well-rounded personalities. In other collection news, the amount of sun-toasted buns and remnants of undershirts, bras, and undies in "Tanlines and Sunburns" is steadily growing. There is a shortage of farmer's tans, but I anticipate a rise of them once the Summer gets into full swing.

I was looking through the "Featured" gallery a week ago and noticed that one of our haloed submissions was blocked from view and was shocked! To maintain the integrity of the gallery's image, it was removed immediately. Please take a moment of silence to remember "Two Sets of Lips." May its memory of a sideways shot of spread labia over a picture of lips live on in each of us.

Blah,
Da Bomb.
It has been a week full of lips and laughs here at Eros Humorous. Slowly, but surely, the submissions filter into the group. I have had to do some searching though collections and galleries to find works worthy enough to be featured as the best of...ehem...the best "porn." Don't get me started about the difference between art and porn! At EH, they are one and the same. However, there is a difference between nicely shot and conceived porn and amateur-hour porn. While I searched their were some funny erotic ideas that fell short because the execution was sloppy. We here at EH bathe in only the most sophisticated of pornography. There is no junk...when it comes to quality porn.

In order to expand this group's collection, there must be a call to submit! If you think that you've found an erotic and humorous piece of ass, i mean art, comment on the wall with a link to the deviation! They are always welcome and I'll consider each submission.

Also, I have begun a new collection! Some things are always funny to see, such as monkeys, "monkeys," and, of course, sunburns or tanlines. So, a new collection is born dedicated to such markings of pain or discarded clothing.

Tits off to you the viewer! Thank you for humble beginnings and many erotic days to come.

Sincerely,
Da Magistrate.
There are many kinds of openings.

Your mouth is an example of a bodily opening (among other orifices *wink wink). A job position that is being made available is an opening. The huge clear of prairie grass surrounded by an even larger forest is an opening. But (not butt), I am getting off subject.

I refer to the grand opening of Eros Humorous: the ultimate opening of all that is erotic and funny. It will bring you breasts, butts, and many many openings, as long as they tickle your funny bone and your other bone at the same time! Ladies...it will tickle you as well. So don't dispair!

If all goes according to plan, EVERYONE will be tickled pink after visiting EH.

Welcome and blah,
The Grand Marshal.

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